Ja, jeg mener så absolutt det er langt mer mellom himmel og jord enn hva vi er i stand til både å sanse så vel som å kunne forklare. Men i tillegg til religiøst sprøyt (hvilket for så vidt ble poengtert relativt greit i dette innlegget), så kan jeg vel heller ikke si jeg har klokketro på dette med stjernetegn og horoskop. – Iallfall ikke i den formen jeg kjenner det (les; ukeblad- og typ dagens horoskop på nett). Av den grunn, hadde jeg selv ikke i min villeste fantasi kunnet forestille meg at jeg skulle gå ut i offentligheten med en anbefaling om å lese nettopp dette; Et horoskop!.. 

Årsaken til galskapen, er helt enkelt at dette her er Zodiac Gry style; Hvilket vil si uhøvlet og morsomt!

The bitch-face of the bad-ass Aries that I am.. 

Aries/Væren (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
You are the pioneer type and think that most people are dickheads. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are a prick.

Taurus/Tyren (Apr 20 – May 20)
You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination to work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. Your nothing but a dam communist.

Gemini/Tvillingene (May 21 – June 20)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard/bitch.

Cancer/Krepsen (June 2 – July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding of people’s problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a damn. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.

Leo/Løven (July 23 – Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and can’t tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving and mother-fuckers and spend most of their time kissing mirrors.

Virgo/Jomfruen (Aug 23 – Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate discord. This [crap]-picking is sickening to your friends. You’re unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos are good bus drivers and p i m p s.

Libra/Vekten (Sept23 – Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are nil. Most libra women are whores. All libras die of venereal disease.

Som om ikke den Væren jeg er innebar nok av ‘det sorte fåret’ *hehe* i seg selv, viser det seg jaggu at jeg har den såkalte accendanten, hvilket (slik jeg forsto det) innebærer et typ ‘back-up’ tegn i Skorpionen.. Jeg tenker vel som så at jeg muligens blir nødt til å revurdere min oppfatning av dette med horoskop, da dette her unektelig later til å forklarer en hel del!..

Scorpio/Skorpionen (Oct 23 – Now 21)
The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and can’t be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murderers.

Sagittarius/Skytten (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. Nixon is a Sagittarian. You are not worth the time of day.

Capricorn/Steinbukken (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken[crap]. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance.

Aquarius/Vannmannen (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you’re stupid. Everyone thinks you’re a [freaking] jerk.

Pisces/Fiskene (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are followed by the FBI or CIA. You have no influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence an are generally a dipshit.

(cred: friends3000)